January 2012
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Watchthemariaproblem:
“You lack the key qualities of a true movie star. Namely, the shock of brown hair that zigs and zags across my ever changing browline, like polarized metal filings at the cruel mercy of their mother magnet. All perched upon the face of a weathered possum king. And that my friend, is the true meaning of Christmas.”
